The Japanese think they’ve discovered a mathematical formula to find the hottest chicks ever… find a regular chick on the street, ask her to introduce you to her hottest friend. Then ask this chick to introduce you to HER hottest friend… and so on and so on. They test out the formula in, where else? Italy!
I need to find a way to implement this into my game. [Double Viking]
“Area Codes in Which Ludacris Claims to Have Hoes” [strangemaps]
“In this song, Ludacris brags about the area codes where he knows women, whom he refers to as ‘hoes’,” says Ms Gray, who plotted out all the area codes mentioned in this song on a map of the United States. She arrived at some interesting conclusions as to the locations of this rapper’s preferred female companionship:
“Ludacris heavily favors the East Coast to the West, save for Seattle, San Francisco, Sacramento, and Las Vegas.”
“Ludacris travels frequently along the Boswash corridor.”
“There is a ‘ho belt‘ phenomenon nearly synonymous with the ‘Bible Belt’.”
“Ludacris has hoes in the entire state of Maryland.”
“Ludacris has a disproportionate ho-zone in rural Nebraska. He might favor white women as much as he does black women, or perhaps, girls who farm.”
“Ludacris’s ideal ‘ho-highway’ would be I-95.”
“Ludacris has hoes in the Midway and Wake Islands. Only scientists are allowed to inhabit the Midway Islands, and only military personnel may inhabit the Wake Islands. Draw your own conclusion.”
Very interesting stuff. Side note: Luda has hoes in every area code ive lived in
Here are some pictures found on the Myspace of his high dollar prostitute “Kristen.”
For some reason I thought she would look a lot different.. [thesmokinggun]