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Here’s a recent post by a Ms. Kara over at her blog. I’m surprised by how little the list asks of a man.

What makes a man sexy (at least to me)

1. Nice and chivalrous but not to the point where they become a pushover
2. Intelligence — book and street smart
3. Sense of humor — can laugh at oneself and knows when not to take life too seriously<-!
4. Ambition
5. Physically fit — probably means they value their health and well-being
6. Respect towards women and values and respects the act of sex
7. Good manners
8. Nice hands and strong shoulders
9. Confidence — but not cockiness
10. A certain amount of vulnerability

The second list reminds me of the board in the bathroom that you got to cover in stars if you took a proper shit as a kid.

Heres what men find sexy in women:

1. Opens my doors in public
2. Knows how to get well dressed fast..or dresses so skimpy that shes ready before you.
3. Has impeccable timing when it comes to laughing at my jokes
4. Blows me awake me up for work when I over snooze the ticker.
5. Juiced–I want my woman built like that fella Becca Swanson, no substitute:
6. Tons of respect for men, doesn’t even complain about my dook stains
7. I need a girl that can take a pinch of grizzly while giving me a handy. I’m hallucinating.
8. Nice ankles and round elbows.
9. Man I want this chick ridden hard and left out wet.
10. Infant like cranial soft spots. You know, for when she gets out of line.

Above it all, his is what I find sexy:

I think we’re done here.

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