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I went to a house party last night

The neighbors across the street are always having keg parties, almost every weekend. So I walk into the backyard pretty sober, and immediately started vibing with everyone I ran into. I thought to myself, what a sucker my roommate is, i pestered him about coming out and look at what hes missing. There were about 20 people outside, 12-14 or so of them were beautiful women. He really missed out. The keg had just floated right when I walked up, but no worries another one was soon to come.

I walked up to a snooty pair of matured women, one an Alumni and the other just snooty. My approach was noticed and some guy walked up with me and pretty much winged me. I couldn’t help but think to myself “is this guy in the community?” He was not amoging or cblocking me at all so I just let him flow and basically let him run the set after that, he had decent enough story telling ability and the women’s bodies gradually forced toward his direction. I got bored with that set and ejected, however, I would be coming back later in the night after I warmed up.

I walked to the other side of the back yard and was startled by a 5set of freshman girls, 18 or 19 years of age. I used a situational opener and the conversation turned pretty boring and stale fast. I interviewed them about where they’ve been, where they are from etc blah blah. I NEED to stack at this point. I have NO stacks, I’m not a fan of using other peoples canned shit, but I need to come up with a Stack of my own canned shit. Stacks are for when your target isn’t interesting enough to keep up solid banter.

The new keg shows up and I just vibe with a few more sets, typically 2sets of girls or solo chicks, nothing exciting. Then the cops show up. I used to brag to friends about how this place always has LOUD dj’s with LOUD music and huge parties and the cops never show. It just so happens the one night there isn’t a DJ they pigs show up. The house sends everyone home and moves the keg inside. I live right across the street, but it wasn’t ship shape enough for me to pull fleeing babes to. Most of the party waited about 30 minutes in their car and eventually the party was back on. I head back out there around 1:00am, except this time with a wing, or should I say a tail, I brought a puppy.

My roommates friend left his dog with us, and I decided to take it to the party like Joe in The pickup artist. This prop proved to be fucking amazing, unbelievable. I had the sexiest bitches opening me all night. You guys should definitely try it sometime if you haven’t. Its kinda like a cheap alternative to a badass car. It reminded me of how girls would react to the Mercedes I used to drive. Its a truly guilty pleasure, like using steroids it solidifies an artificial lead.

One black chick was trying to fuck just because of the dog. I kept having to bullshit that it was mine. I’d catch myself using a fake voice to mumble things like “yep had him his whole life, love the guy yep.” Hahaha. I have the coveted ability of being able to amuse myself. I think this is impossible for some people. When people would randomly ask his name and I would say ben because I really didn’t know it off the top of my head then later they would read the collar and it said Jake. “he has two names” lol

Inside the house I went up to a 3set and was vibing with the chicks. The one babe I paid no authentic attention to said to me:

“you know who you remind me of? anyone ever tell you if you remind them of someone?‘
-i was like “all the time, who is it”
“Jack Black”
-hahaha I was hoping for Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson and I said “whoa, i don’t know if thats a compliment or a diss.” she replies:
“if you were jack black right now id fuck the shit out of you, you just act and look like Jack Black“
-I should of rolled with it but it was so left field I wasn’t ready for it. I will be next time, I remember going out in the past with a guy who would use that same line on chicks: “hey you look like so and so.” Its time to lose weight and get a hair cut.

I guess I look like that right now, pale skin, long hair, didn’t shave, unplucked eyebrows, pill bottle(kidding :P) the works.

In this same set the chick(HB8latina) that was with the guy, was all over me with her eyes. I was locked in on the counter right next to her and she was giving me AMAZING body language and side conversation. I didn’t pursue her further because her boyfriend was being cool and using dog whisper techniques on my dog. Supposedly he works at a dog bathing suit.

I had quite a few chicks giving me incredible IOI(indicator of interest)’s all night but little did I pursue, I was focusing a bit much on the alcohol, but that’s okay every now and then. My only regret is not actively gaming this short little blond HB8 that was real interested. She opened me and was giving me all sorts of IOI’s but I blew her off and she felt the rejection, giving me less and less attention.

I was just too busy working the room to mingle with just one person. This may be my downfall. I’m the Black Jack that everyone laughs with and enjoys but never actually seduces the one girl. I’m a Joe, A Joe Black. The fix for this is more Kino(touch) escalation, I need to determine a target in every set if there is one and I need more SOI(statement of intent)’s. Basically I need to be more direct with my game.

All in all great night, I demolished the attraction stage with and without the pup. Kino was weak though and I need to work on isolation and comfort building. I realized that I need to formulate a real routine stack. I need to come up with the routines myself though.

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